in the future bedtime stories will be replaced by sleepypastas
i buried a gohan toy in my backyard probably 15 years ago and never found him again so somewhere in my backyard there’s a teen gohan action figure just in the dirt
Screaming beneath the dirt for 15 years
future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?
me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-
if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet
Attention: the bodega cat near our house is now wearing a T-shirt that says security.
Squeep Security Cat!
Thank god we are finally safe
horror writers and devs: this nasty garbage man is the scariest and most traumatizing thing we’ve ever created, isn’t he terrifying?
ya’ll every single time:
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
dir. Peter Ramsey, Robert Persichetti Jr. & Rodney Rothman
bonus:
we should just start writing our text posts like youtubers
what’s up gamers? i’ve got a pretty awesome post for you today, i think you’re gonna like it a lot, let’s just get right into it, shall we?
i wanna die
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